Bad Mommy BloggerBad Mommy Bloggers are the outlaws and rebels of the Mommy blogging world.
 
They aren’t afraid to tell it like it is. They bitch about their husbands and boyfriends, they admit that the kids get on their nerves, they’ll confess that the house is a mess and they know the pizza delivery guy by name.
 
Are you one the Bad Mommy Bloggers?
 
I don't normally do recommendations here on GorilaSushi but there are two very important things about BMB that I would like to pass on.
 
1. The Mommy Blogger Niche has become a rotting cesspool.
At one point, being a mommy blogger was just about as cool as it could get. An expansive online community of women who shared both the love of blogging and the joy of parenting. For quite a while it seemed that mommies, banded together, could make both the real and online world just a little better by sharing experiences, tips and ideas about parenting.
 
BMBUnfortunately, when advertisers look at the mommy blogger niche crowd, it's like in the cartoons when the 2 guys are stranded on a deserted island and one guy hallucinates that the other guy is a giant roasted turkey. Much salivation. Being a mommy suddenly took a profitable turn. An already appealing group becomes more appealing, drawing in even more moms.
 
Eventually, mommy blogging reached critical mass. A few moms became internet superstars while most others toiled away in obscurity. Infighting reared it's jealous head and the friendly atmosphere of the mom club turned to sublime passive aggressiveness, putting up June Cleaver facades and tired, mechanical posting to keep up readers and numbers.
 
Bad Mommy ShirtMommy Blogging is dead. Luckily, there are quite a few out there who come to terms with the reality of being a mother. This isn't a tampon commercial. This isn't a sitcom. This is real life and it's not always pretty. Enter Bad Mommy Bloggers.

2. BadMommyBlogger.com has an awesome logo.

What's so awesome about it? For starters, I designed it!
 
And now, you can own your very own testament to reality and beautiful design at the Bad Mommy Blogger Store.
 
T-shirts, tank tops, hoodies, travel mugs and more. Check it out and tell the world that your not Martha Stewart's bitch (anymore).

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An African lion seems to have struck up a close friendship with the woman who saved his life.

 

Through the bars of his cage, an African lion named Jupiter stretches his giant paws around the neck of Ana Julia Torres and plants a kiss on her puckered lips.It could be a kiss of gratitude: Since Jupiter was rescued six years ago from a life of abuse and malnutrition in a traveling circus, Torres has fed and nursed him back to health at her Villa Lorena shelter for injured and mistreated animals.


And, apparently, this isn't only woman who hooks lions (although this one doesn't seem to give hugs back) - check out this video from animal planet:

AND women aren't the only ones getting hugs from Lions — check out this lion who leaps into this man's arms to give him a hug!
Apparently he and another man had raised raised this lion cub who they named Christian.  In this truly amazing footage, a year has passed since they released him to live in the wild as he got too big for them to take care of.  Christian has adapted to living with a pride of lions when his old friends come back to visit him. Watch closely and you can see the look of pure disbelief that dawns on his muzzle- it's awesome.  Next thing you know, we have a heart warming reunion. Not long after, members of Christian's pride approach and even they seem to accept Christian's human friends.

 

 

 

For more info check out this article on Wikipedia.

For more footage from Christian's documentary check out www.kimbawlion.com

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NAIROBI (AFP) - A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise, in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa, officials said.

The hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean, then forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him. "It is incredible. A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a 'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge of Lafarge Park, told AFP.

"After it was swept and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother. Fortunately, it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond. They swim, eat and sleep together," the ecologist added. "The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it follows its mother. If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added.

"The hippo is a young baby, he was left at a very tender age and by nature, hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers for four years," he explained.

(I think this is one of the cutest, sweetest and most endearing things I’ve come across in quite some time)

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dog inside of dishwasher licking a bowl

 

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(from another funny email forwarded to me)

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can

track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where

she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their

stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering

around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just

give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked

for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

About Martha Stewart …

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she was behind bars. O.J. Simpson, Robert

Blake, Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin

Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean,

and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail."

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UPDATE: 11/28/05 Gratis Networks is now also known as FreePay, I'm thoroughly enjoying my free PSP, and am now dying to get a Free Xbox 360 (especially since they're sold out in stores everywhere - not to mention that I can't afford one).  FreePay is giving away the premimum edition xbox 360 systems (which has backwards compatability for old xbox games) and I'd appreciate if you signed up using my referral link of http://xbox360s.freepay.com/?r=25124160

UPDATE 7/15/05: MY FREE PSP HAS ARRIVED!!!!! 
I will update the post to show pictures of the package, tracking info,
and the beautiful, sweet, free PSP in my hands as soon as I get a
chance. 
Now I’m shooting for a Free Nintendo DS, a Free MacMini, a Free Xbox (mine just died ) and an Apple 1GB iPod Shuffle

UPDATE 7/11/05:  My FREE Sony PSP is on the way!  See bottom of
post for details!  Free PSP referral links now point to those of this
blog's readers

Everyone who knows me knows I’m a gadget and video game junkie.  And since the release of Sony’s PSP, I’ve been drooling over them.  But with having just bought a house, the budget’s been more than a little bit tight – so all I’ve been able to is watch with envy from a distance as everyone I knew bought their PSPs.

Like you, I’ve seen the ads all over the place for Free PSPs.  And like you, I was pretty darn skeptical.  I mean, come on – how can this not be a scam??

Well, it turns out that most of these promotions are scams.  But one is actually legit!  Yeah, I was shocked when I heard it, too.  But you really can get your own brand spanking new Sony PSP for FREE.

OK - so here’s the scoop.  The only company that’s running a legit deal on this is called Gratis Internet.  There are lots of others out there with their supposed free offers but some quick google searches on those companies (like ExclusiveRewards, MetaReward, IncentiveRewardCenter, etc) as well as a check on Rip-off Report.com quickly show that these are to be avoided.  At the bottom of this post, I will link to several articles from well known sources that confirm the validity of this offer – please remember to come back to my site and use my referral link (http://www.freepsps.com/?r=19020233 )after checking them out.

Now, supposedly this only works using Internet Explorer, but all you have to do is 1) sign up, 2) complete one of 18 offers from such well known companies as Blockbuster, Columbia House, Citibank, Playstation Magazine, Cheap Trips, eFax, etc.  The offers range from free trials to free stuff where you only pay shipping and handling fees, and you’re sure to find one that is of interest to you amongst the offers.  If you have popups turned on, you can see details of what you need to do to complete the offer and how fast your account will be credited with having completed the offer.  Some offers credit your account instantly, others can take a month or so, so read those popup infos.)  3) Next just refer 5 friends (or bloggers) using your referrral code (again, mine is http://www.freepsps.com/?r=19020233).  Once 5 of your referrals have also completed their chosen offer, you’ll be ready for your free psp and you just have to click a link on the ‘Status’ page to start the order process, wherein they’ll review your referrals to make sure they are real and unique individuals, and then they’ll send your free PSP out to you.

So, folks, if this blog has ever brightened your day with some smiles and laughter AND you would enjoy receiving a free psp, then please click my referral link and when you’ve finished the process add a comment to this post and include your referral link.  When I’ve gotten all 5 of my referrals, I’ll swap out the links on this post to use the referral links you’ve provided in the comments (in the order they were received) so that you can quickly get your five referrals, too. 

And if you use my referral link, don’t forget to reply to this post and add your own referral link.  Remember, it only takes 5 legit referrals to get the free PSP so once I have my 5, I won’t need any more referrals and I’ll use YOUR code for all the links instead of mine so you can get your free PSP that much faster.

Now, if only I could afford the pimped out bling bling Russell Simmons gold ‘n diamond-encrusted PSP case (it’s only $35,000) (haha – not).  Give me a break – does anyone other than the folks on MTV cribs even want one of these cases?  Jeez.

Oh yes, and in couse you’re still in doubt that Gratis Networks’offers are for real, check out these articles from Wired News, Engadget.com,  this Video clip about freeiPods.com from NBC, video clip about freeiPods.com from TheScreenSavers on TechTV .  While these articles pertain mostly to the old offer for free ipods, they all prove that the company behind these free offers is for real.

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human penis life sized penis shirt over head ass makes penis
Based on the tan line, I’m guessing this dick is a chick

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kid wearing t-shirt that says I fuck on the first date
Who let’s their kid go to school in a shirt like this???

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snowman and snowwoman having oral sex -- perhaps the first snowman to get a blow job
Who knew snowmen could get blowjobs?

group of snowmen playing poker during happy hour
Happy hour and poker with the pals in the north pole (guess they’ve no trouble keeping those beers nice and cool)

OK so before you scroll down – this next photo isn’t funny (it’s actually quite somber), although I’ve included it in this collection because it is an stunningly amazing snow sculpture that deserves to be seen.  It is a monument to those who died in 9/11 and to the firemen who worked so hard to save them, created by someone who clearly is incredibly talented.

snow sculpture frozen firefighter fireman snowman angel tribute to 9/11

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drunk guy passed out on papason chair with things piled on top of him like chairs and cushions and laundry basket
While we’re on the subject of things your friends can do to you when you’re passed out drunk….yes, there really is a person underneath all that crap.

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