What a really clever ad. At least im assuming its an ad. Remember, dont drink and drive - or this tree could have your name written all over it. Seriously.

Is pole dancing on public transpor really a problem that they need to fit a sign? Maybe it is. I need to get out more.

I do like this one. Strict sign, with a clever punchline. Dont take us too seriously.

Perhaps this was designed or perhaps it was a mistake. Either way, its pretty amusing. Its good that some people have a sense of humor. Some people.

Can cars swim? Im thinking some genius has put up the sign in the wrong place. The real question will be, will anyone follow this advice?

Just a poor choice of language here im afraid. I think they mean you should wear a seatbelt in your car. At least i really hope thats what they mean.

I love conflicting signs - poor cyclists, nowhere to go.

Good advice, dont laugh - they may turn nasty. Keep a straight face ok?

Im actually not going to say anything about this fishing store - except to question whether the owner of this store was serious, or whether is was a genuine mistake.

A message from God - plain and simple. Be on your best behaviour. Seriously.