Randolph High School has a very illogical way of giving us our yearbooks.

You see, most High Schools come out with their yearbook at the end of the year.

But here at RHS, we release it three weeks into the NEXT year. Seniors get them in the mail.



And so here it is: my yearbook from last school year.

While looking through the Class of 2010, I noticed something odd:



Is that PD, from the class of 2009 in the bottom right?


Why yes it is! And an extremely bad picture of him at that!

But apparently PD's picture was replacing Sean Kunce's picture.


See...Shaun Kunce.

So I looked up this "Sean Kunce" in the index.

The page numbers said "22 and 92." We were just looking at 22, where his school picture SHOULD have been.

So I flipped to page 92.



Page 92 was the "Girls Track" page.


Can you find Sean Kunce? The answer is no, unless he had a sex change.

Interestingly enough, PD also made the Class of 2009 page.

Where I found his picture from 2 years ago.

It appears that the yearbook editor wasn't on very good terms with Shaun Kunce. He never appeared in the yearbook.

Fortunately he got one measly picture in the yearbook from two years ago.


Better luck next time, Shaun.

Q: What's the differance between Republicans and Democrats?

A: Guns.


McCain: "Oh...where's your little hat now, PD?


McCain: "Vote for me or never vote again."

What more motivation do you need to vote for John McCain?

John McCain and Sarah Palin congratulate Jake Ritter for outstanding photoshoping.

By the way, vote McCain 2008!

Our final exam was to create a music video.

I decided to pay tribute to the best song ever made.

The song actually goes on for another 76 seconds, but not many people's patience does. A fade out will do.

The assignment was to create a theatrical trailer.

Mine was a spoof to Ocean's 11.

This one could've used another day of editing...but there was a lot of shooting to do.

After spending every morning of school walking half a mile from the parking lot to the Band Hall...I slowly became inspired to create this:

This was shown at the Band Banquet at the end of the year.

My advertisement for the NEW "Locker Hombre!"



Buy one today!

One day as two students exit bathrooms, they bump shoulders which triggers an ultimate battle.

Only one will return.

(I suggest that you turn up your speakers really loud for this one...it makes it much more dramatic.)

Despite the amount of effort that Jake and I put into creating our wonderful header, it's getting a little old.



For one thing, I'm tired of light blue. For another, Jake's caricatures of us don't look like us anymore.



Jake grew his hair out and I'm continuing to grow my hair out. I'm trying to go for all of 2008 without cutting it.


I think I'm about to crack, though. It's getting unbearably long.

So, whenever we get around to it, Jake and I are cooking up a new header.

Also, poll videos are on the way.

Once there was a boy who was running late to school

when he suddenly stumbled upon something...convenient.



A little rough on the edges...but deadlines always come quicker then re-shoots do.

Feel free to steal my realistic technique of "hitting a person with a car."

If you watch the video directly beneath this...you'll see a better technique of that...