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Steve, Joey and I, as well as all the other Spanish 3 and 4 students at our school, went to a flea market the other day.
And, as usual, I saw something weird and just had to take pictures of it.
It's one of those temporary tattoo machines! Hell yes!
So, of course I bought one.
Victory was mine! For only fifty measly cents, I'd purchased a tattoo of the single most awesome children's cartoon nonsense ever!
So the next day in Spanish class, I picked a spot with little enough hair that the tattoo would stick.
I hastily stuck it to my belly with a wet napkin, but soon realised that I'd forgotten to read the directions before I stuck it to myself.
Was it 30 seconds or 30 minutes?
Whew! It was 30 seconds. And just look at that beauty!
Actually, I've never even heard of a Pokemon called Carnivine. What happened to good old Pikachu and Squirtle?
Screw you, Carnivinegay!
Vandalism is even better when it's on a person rather than a thing.
Quote Time
[Mr. Katz, a psychotic substitute teacher at my school, started yelling something toward my lunch table]
Mr. Katz: [incoherent babble] [something that sounds like "gonorrhoea"] [incoherent babble]
Me: What? Who has gonorrhoea?
Mr. Katz: You have gonorrhoea? Congratulations! [starts clapping] Join the club!
Me: [blank stare]
It should be noted that people usually only say "join the club" if they themselves are in "the club."
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And, as usual, I saw something weird and just had to take pictures of it.
It's one of those temporary tattoo machines! Hell yes!
So, of course I bought one.
Victory was mine! For only fifty measly cents, I'd purchased a tattoo of the single most awesome children's cartoon nonsense ever!
So the next day in Spanish class, I picked a spot with little enough hair that the tattoo would stick.
I hastily stuck it to my belly with a wet napkin, but soon realised that I'd forgotten to read the directions before I stuck it to myself.
Was it 30 seconds or 30 minutes?
Whew! It was 30 seconds. And just look at that beauty!
Actually, I've never even heard of a Pokemon called Carnivine. What happened to good old Pikachu and Squirtle?
Screw you, Carnivinegay!
Vandalism is even better when it's on a person rather than a thing.
Quote Time
[Mr. Katz, a psychotic substitute teacher at my school, started yelling something toward my lunch table]
Mr. Katz: [incoherent babble] [something that sounds like "gonorrhoea"] [incoherent babble]
Me: What? Who has gonorrhoea?
Mr. Katz: You have gonorrhoea? Congratulations! [starts clapping] Join the club!
Me: [blank stare]
It should be noted that people usually only say "join the club" if they themselves are in "the club."
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