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This is a joke, but somehow it seems to be repeated on the news nightly, go figure…
“I’ve sure gotten old,” said Maury the Snitch. “I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees.
I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia, such poor circulation that I can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Sheesh, I can’t even remember if I’m 26, or 62, or 86!
Plus, I’ve lost all my friends….
But thank God, I still have my driver’s license!”
Posted in But Really by jokey
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