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Having spent plenty of years in college myself, I gotta say… I LOVED the scantron tests! Yep, the odds were always in my favor. You see, any one with 1/2 a brain still intact can rule out at least 2 of 5 as wrong answers, that leaves a 1/3 shot at the correct answer having never even seen the material before. Using some cool pattern making skills, you can pencil in the Himalayan Mountainside and since it’s most likely graded on a curve, with the rest of the class using thier own pattern making skills(that aren’t as good as your own), you can easily #2 pencil your way into at least a C or maybe even a cool B. This below, must be a first. I still can’t stop laughing over it. Michael Benson, you are a Classic..
Seems after that test, the professor emailed the student… with this.
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
This exam came from funnyexamanswers.com, however, I did not make it a link because the sites chained popups kept crashing not just my browser, but my machine. so the site has some funny shit, but make sure all your own shit is saved and your security settings are high if you wanna check it out
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